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Mouse

Is Tilda Swinton a lesbian?

Kristen

Don’t know.

But if she is cool cause then I’d have a shot.

She’s on my list.

She took over Natatlie Portman’s position.

Mouse

Really?

Kristen

Totally.

Mouse

Well, I can see it.

That whole eerie angelic beauty.

Where she looks strange

but in a beautiful way.

Kristen

Totally.

Beautiful.

Also tall.

Like Al Gore

Want to climb her.

Probably wouldn’t work out as well though.

Mouse

Probably not.

Al Gore could carry trees.

I imagine him in the woods

Cutting trees down with his bare hands.

Then recycling them to make more trees.

Kristen

Hahahahahaha

~ by atypicalsnowman on November 27, 2008.