This Explains the Tiny Loafer I Found on my Fishstick That One Time.
Mouse
Kristen
Ah, so you are awake.
I didn’t want to message you lest you get all pissy again.
Mouse
Just.
Kristen
Shark with legs?
Mouse
Fish
Evolution
Kristen
Yeah, it was strange. A Christian group went crazy over the existence of this animal.
They actually called into question where the money for the expedition came from.
Never once mentioning ‘omfg there’s a fish with legs.’
Mouse
hahahaha
Where did you hear this?
Kristen
A year or so ago.
When they found the walking shark.
Seriously, they went nuts.
But not like ‘omg evolution’
More like ‘hey, where did you get the money to fund this?’
This is obviously some atheist plot.
All the while the shark keeps walking.
Mouse
Strutting is more like it.
Smug fucker.
Kristen
haha
Mouse
All the other fish are fucking talking shit about him.
Kristen
“I can walk, bitches.”
Mouse
Because they still haven’t evolved.
This fish can wear pants now.
Kristen
hahaha
But they have terrible fashion sense.
Mouse
Great time to be alive. The internet, black president, fish wear pants.
What kind of pants would fish wear? I say cut-off jeans.
Kristen
No way.
Golf pants.
Like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack
Mouse
YES
BRILLIANT!
SCIENCE!
Kristen
Seriously, it makes sense.
candygram…
Mouse
hahahahaha
Kristen needs to update her blog. Come one, talk about Jindal or something! I miss your posts!