God (Copy and) Save the MSN Conversation.

Mouse
You’re a regular Francis Scott Key.

Kristen
Yes epic song writing.

Mouse
You know who has an awesome national anthem?

Kristen
The French.

Mouse
Are you just guessing, or do you actually think La Marseille is good?

Kristen
I do.
There’s that great scene in Casablanca.
Viva France!  Viva liberte!

Mouse
The only redeeming quality is its use in “All You Need is Love.”

Kristen
Oh, fuck you.
I love that anthem.

Mouse
The Mexican one is so dramatic and over the top,
and has both male and female parts.

It’s like the shemale of national anthems.

Also, Marvin Gaye’s take on the American national anthem is fucking arousing.

Kristen
Hahaha.

Yes, very anthemy.

Mouse
Seriously, the Marvin Gaye national anthem is the only fuckable national anthem.

Kristen
Let’s do it for America.

Is that a smooth little jazz beat going in the background?

Mouse
Haha.
Yeah.
It’s like the samba setting on an old keyboard.

This is like the only redeeming historical document of Mexico.
Everything else you can throw away.

Kristen
Ok give a name to this conversation.
Cause it’s probbly getting blogged. ….the anthem part anyway.

Mouse
What happens after normal people go to sleep.

Kristen
Not up to Mouseian standards.
That’s a word, btw.

Mouse
Yeah.
Gimme a minute.

La Mouseilles
God Save the MSN conversation.

Francis Scott Weeeeee!!!!!: On the subject of National anthems and transsexuals.

I don’t know. It’s almost 4 a.m.

Kristen
Excuses.

Mouse
If you’re looking for wit lady, we’re fresh out.

The wit was contaminated with salmonella.

Kristen
Oh, dear.

Mouse
We might die.
Although clearly, we have not been partaking of any wit recently so we should be safe.

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~ by atypicalsnowman on June 18, 2008.

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