Things That Are Dead To Me: Those Three Feet Of Carpet (Also, My Long Lost Gay Son).

Mouse

I hate breaking a glass on the carpet

because that stretch of carpet pretty much becomes dead to me

because no matter how much i vacuum

there’s that one rogue shard of glass hiding

waiting

to just fuck me over

Kristen

You should put that in a book of poetry.

Mouse

I’ll settle for a typical snowman entry.

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~ by atypicalsnowman on August 14, 2008.

3 Responses to “Things That Are Dead To Me: Those Three Feet Of Carpet (Also, My Long Lost Gay Son).”

  1. He made the blog…. again!

  2. Ha, he always make the blog. It’s sad, really.

  3. HAHA. That’s hilarious!

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