This Explains the Tiny Loafer I Found on my Fishstick That One Time.

 

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Mouse

http://www.wimp.com/fishfind/

Kristen

Ah, so you are awake.

I didn’t want to message you lest you get all pissy again.

Mouse

Just.

Kristen

Shark with legs?

Mouse

Fish

Evolution

Kristen

Yeah, it was strange.  A Christian group went crazy over the existence of this animal.

They actually called into question where the money for the expedition came from.

Never once mentioning ‘omfg there’s a fish with legs.’

Mouse

hahahaha

Where did you hear this?

Kristen

A year or so ago.

When they found the walking shark.

Seriously, they went nuts.

But not like ‘omg evolution’

More like ‘hey, where did you get the money to fund this?’

This is obviously some atheist plot.

All the while the shark keeps walking.

Mouse

Strutting is more like it.

Smug fucker.

Kristen

haha

Mouse

All the other fish are fucking talking shit about him.

Kristen

“I can walk, bitches.”

Mouse

Because they still haven’t evolved.

This fish can wear pants now.

Kristen

hahaha

But they have terrible fashion sense.

Mouse

Great time to be alive.  The internet, black president, fish wear pants.

What kind of pants would fish wear? I say cut-off  jeans.

danger

Kristen

No way.

Golf pants.

Like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack

Mouse

YES

BRILLIANT!

SCIENCE!

Kristen

Seriously, it makes sense.

candygram…

Mouse

hahahahaha

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~ by atypicalsnowman on January 18, 2009.

One Response to “This Explains the Tiny Loafer I Found on my Fishstick That One Time.”

  1. Kristen needs to update her blog. Come one, talk about Jindal or something! I miss your posts!

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